The blonde and the penguin
One night a blonde finds a penguin in a park. Since she didn’t know what to do with it she decided to find a policeman and ask him. Indeed, she sees one, she goes near and asks him:
- "Mr. Policeman, I found this penguin, what should I do with him?”
- "Take him to the zoo" he told her
- "Good idea, this is what I am going to do", says the blonde and she leaves.
The next night the policeman sees again the blonde along with the penguin.
- "Didn’t you take him to the zoo?"
- "I did yesterday. Today I am thinking of taking him to the cinema!"