a married couple is driving on the freeway at 80 km/h. As the husband is driving the wife turns to him and says:
-"Honey we've been married 10 years and I want a divorce."
The husband doesn't say anything and increases the speed of the car to 100 km/h.
-"I don't want you to say no, because I'm dating your best friend, who is a better lover than you."
The husband stays speechless but increases the speed of the car to 120 km/h.
-"I want the house" she contiuues. The speed of the car increases to 140 Km/h.
-"I want the kids, all the credit cards and all our joint bank accounts." The speed of the car has reaches 200 km/h.
-"What are you going to keep?" and the husband travelling at 220 km/h at the edge of the road, answers:
-"I have all that I need. The airbag!!!!"