Simitis drowningFormer president Simitis was in Thaso having a swim with two ministers. Suddenly he starts drowning. One of the two students who were passing by dives to save him. -"what gift would you like from me to express my gratitude?" -"A wheelchair", and Simitis says: -"What are you going to do with a wheelchair, son?" and the student answers: -"If my father finds out I saved you he's gona break my bones." |