Sofia's mother says:
-"We are going to church tomorrow because it has been one month since we last went."
-"I'm coming too."
The next day their off to church. At some point the priestsays:
-"Sofia stand up."
After church Sofia says:
-'I didn't like that church at all."
-"Why my daughter?" , asked her mother.
-"Because the priest told me only to stand up and not to sit down."