The Monk



A monk one day goes to the big city and after going around all day he feels tired and sits in a café.

A lady sitting in the next table asks him:
- "Are you a real monk?"
- "Well, I wear the cloth, live in monastery, attend the Mass, keep a fast and pray. I think I am a real monk….What are you? "
-I am a lesbian….Since the time I wake up till the night I go to sleep, I think continuously of women. I dream women. And I want to have sex only with women...."
After a while the woman leaves. The monk starts thinking. A couple sits next to him and they also ask.
- "Are you a real monk?"
And the monk
- "I thought I was but I changed my mind. I think I am a lesbian."

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