The MonkA monk one day goes to the big city and after going around all day he feels tired and sits in a café. A lady sitting in the next table asks him: - "Are you a real monk?" - "Well, I wear the cloth, live in monastery, attend the Mass, keep a fast and pray. I think I am a real monk….What are you? " -I am a lesbian….Since the time I wake up till the night I go to sleep, I think continuously of women. I dream women. And I want to have sex only with women...." After a while the woman leaves. The monk starts thinking. A couple sits next to him and they also ask. - "Are you a real monk?" And the monk - "I thought I was but I changed my mind. I think I am a lesbian." |